Coolhand Labs — Ruby Runway · RubyConf 2026
5-minute pitch · Ruby Runway startup showcase
Slide 1 — Title
Coolhand Labs. "You ship the AI products. We ensure they never stop improving." Ruby Runway · RubyConf 2026 · coolhandlabs.com
Slide 2 — About Our Founder
Michael Carroll. 15 years in Ruby. 3× founder. Founding team at RubiconMD — health tech built on Ruby, acquired by CVS Health. VP of Engineering at Teladoc Health — also Ruby, 500+ engineers through the pandemic. "One unifying theme of my career? Saving myself and others from the drudge work of engineering, so we could focus on building products."
Slide 3 — AI Agent Maintenance Costs
The promise of AI & agents: remove engineering drudge work and enable fun new products. The reality of maintaining AI: conflicting prompt instructions, hunting silent failures, reasoning chain errors, turning human feedback into improvements, fixing token inefficiencies, broken tool calls, right-sizing models, updating evals, predicting token costs.
Slide 4 — Automated Agent Maintenance
Your time is better spent than on AI maintenance! Coolhand is a team of agents that helps maintain your agents. LLM logs, tool outputs, human feedback, and outcome signals flow into Coolhand — which surfaces insights, improvement suggestions, and ships pull requests to your codebase.
Slide 5 — Automated Code Improvements
No dependencies or black boxes, just code fixes. A real Coolhand Labs fix PR. Example: AI product search surfacing soft-deleted catalog entries. Users reported the assistant recommending products they couldn't add to cart. Coolhand traced the flagged sessions to search_catalog tool calls returning soft-deleted records. Fix: .where(deleted_at: nil). Results: ghost products eliminated from AI results, improved user satisfaction, cost savings from reduced tokens.
Slide 6 — Ruby Client Results
Built on Ruby, for Ruby. A few Ruby clients that LOVE Coolhand. Includes Culina Health and other Ruby shops seeing real results.
Slide 7 — Coolhand Growth
Coolhand usage keeps growing over 100% each month. Bar chart showing cumulative LLM token volume analyzed by language — Ruby, JavaScript, and Python — across the last 6 months.
Slide 8 — Ruby vs JavaScript for AI
JavaScript more popular than Ruby for AI applications?! I want to fix that — with you.
Slide 9 — Supporting Ruby AI Apps
Free for Ruby apps until we make Ruby the top AI language! Pricing: Free tier ($0, below 10M tokens/week — Ruby doesn't count against daily limits, PRs free for Ruby codebases). Enterprise ($1/million tokens — Ruby tokens aren't charged, volume pricing for annual plans). Until the end of the year, Ruby apps get Coolhand 100% free. $500 grant for rising open source AI + Ruby projects (5 projects, 50–500 GitHub stars). Come talk to me.
Slide 10 — Thank You
Ruby AI agents are hot. Maintain them with a Coolhand. QR code → coolhandlabs.com/ruby-is-the-language-for-ai